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Lyrics are by your very own Andrew Saltmarsh!
What a life as a duck, with a perfect ice cream truck
Then one day the All-Ray ZORT and things really run amok!
A chubby little guy who's pea ice cream, it took a fry
Couldn't stop the urge inside him just to have a little try
QUACK QUACK ZAP
TRUCK THE ICE CREAM DUCK!
WITH A POWER TO DO GOOD
THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK
QUACK QUACK ZAP
TRUCK WILL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY
WITH A POWER ALL SUPREME
FROM HIS ZORTED OUT PEA ICE CREAM!
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Quackbeard!
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Peas in the breeze’ll make a man seasick
Who’s the lucky duck who’ll fit the bill!
We need a brave and feathered adventurer
Coz there ain’t no turning back!
Aye, a long red beard and cheeky-beaked grin
If a sailor wouldn’t dare, then Quackbeard will!
The waves might “roar” and the wind might “howl" And there ain’t no “arrr” in “quack”!
Come and sing Hi-De-Yo ho ho!
Aboard his ship the “Featherwind Trawler”
Sword and beak sharp as sharp can be
(Both eyes are fine, his patch is pure aesthetic)
And his duccaneer crew is in tow.
With a noisy ol’ parrot perched on his shoulder
Absurd is a double-bird sight to see
Quackin' squawkin', no time for talkin'
Upon the pond a’ we go!
Come and sing Hi-De-Yo ho ho!
Come aboard the ship and off we go!
So! come on and grab your raincoat and hat
Out on the high pond we send ya
A squawk and quack - we follow the map
We’re on a poultry adventure together!
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The bass riff and narration are all Mr. Saltmarsh on this one!
You know, it's easy to look at the life of the Rich and Famous and think “oh my God, they've
got it all”. But all the money, cars, big houses, sex and drugs can't stop the endless grind of life.
And even for those who live their lives you can only dream of it can get too much, and they can
SNAP. That's when they come see me. I travel the depths of their minds & tear down the
platinum diamond-encrusted walls their egos have built up, and get to the real ducks inside.
I’m Dr. Mallard. Celebrity Quack.
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Toehider Melbourne, Australia
The work of musician Micheal Mills and artist Andrew Saltmarsh.
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