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Toe Hider

from Toe Hider by Toehider

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I saw the clock
(and I) dashed for my socks
I untwisted the lock when...

WHEN UP UP POPPED HIS LITTLE HEAD

But it was strange
coz I wasn't afraid
but I, I have to say
that it was more than a little unnerving when he said;

"There'll be no moonlighting in the moonlight, children
No sightseeing in the sea
And you'll be best to cover up your feet soon darlings,
or best you give your toes to me...


And the word got around, spreading right across town, that when he wore his night gown
it was single...
...double...
....triple the fun!
When the angle was right, in the sultry moonlight, he would give us a fright..
and we all stood pretty much motionless as he went;

"You'll have no more offers from the office, ladies
No tip-toe'ing round the truth.
And there'll be no smashing of your packets either,
Lest I give these toes... TO YOU!!"

Now, the ending of this fable sees the youngen (small and able)
duck her head under the table
With her mouth all full of chewing gum-ooooh!

Could you believe it? Well I guess you had to see it,
little toes, stuck with adhesive

for to catch a...
Catch a toe hii--- der!!


Yeah, the purple-y muck, had him awfully stuck, and so all out of luck
Shoulders shrugged he
sat down be-side her.


And you know ,I confess, I suppose
that to say
that I was suprised
would be a great understatement,
when he turned to the children and spoke....


"Don't you worry much about your Hallux, Alex
Gone are slippers in the heat.
And there'll be no more fidgeting your digits, Bridget
I see you like them more than me...

So now go on with twinkling in the wet grass children,
And moonlight-dancing for the win!
And there'll be no more toe hiding, I promise kids, but
[maybe I could tuck them in?]"

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from Toe Hider, released December 17, 2008

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